The husband wanted to test out Siri on my new I-Phone.
Husband: Ask Siri this question: "Will my husband have sex in the next week?"
FHB: She isn't a Magical Mystical Eight Ball, but I can answer that for you--- "Outlook not so good".
Husband: Just ask her and see what she says.
FHB (speaking into the I-Phone): Will my husband have sex in the next week?
Siri: I have found 8 escorts. 7 of them are fairly close to you. I have sorted them by rating.
FHB (still talking in the phone): I meant sex with his wife you home wrecking Bitch!
About Me
- Female Honey Badger
- I finally found an alter ego to identify with --- The Female Honey Badger. "Watch out!" said that bird.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Just Like a Dogg!
I suggested to my husband that he might possibly suffer from a tiny case of low self-esteem. His response:
Husband: "Low self-esteem? My ass!"
A few seconds pass.
Husband: "Gotta go to the backyard to mark my territory."
Then he walks out the back door, so he wasn't joking. If I knew he was serious I would have directed him towards the ornamental cabbage that I just planted... they need a little nitrogen.
Husband: "Low self-esteem? My ass!"
A few seconds pass.
Husband: "Gotta go to the backyard to mark my territory."
Then he walks out the back door, so he wasn't joking. If I knew he was serious I would have directed him towards the ornamental cabbage that I just planted... they need a little nitrogen.
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